my ideal body weight is you on top of me.
Anonymous said: I'd guess something kinda like a wildcat, more hiss than yowl at the end. Lots of fang and spitting.
Got on the plane to come back from vacation yesterday and my headache quadrupled. I was in and out of consciousness and crying when I was. My man found me meds and I sat back to try and sleep it off. I woke up frequently, but only somewhat. Watching layers of reality shift. Weird shit clinging to other passengers, *things* rushing and crouching to leap at me as we went by.
Though nothing reached me. I just watched.
When I finally woke all the way and sat up to eat something, I realized the plane was set up different then it had been in my previous views… if only slightly… and passengers were arranged differently in reality.
There were no latchers-on that I could see with my waking eyes.
I’m going to make a youtube video entitled
"Shit ALL men say”
and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”
And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.
I will break them.
— Tom Waits (via victoriousvocabulary)